Golfing

I am playing in a golf tournament for work. It's a very mountainous course so we have a guide to show us where to go. On one hole we hit the ball off a cliff then ride rubber kayaks down a rapids to the green. My kayak has a hole in it so I hop out to blow it up, but it keeps losing air. meanwhile, in another part of the course, is an ancient dry canal. In the canal someone discover the remains of a Boy King's wardrobe. and then I woke up....

Transformers

There's this small obstacle course that you have to maneuver a marble through. You maneuver it by pushing the marble with gasoline from a gas pump. Its tough but finally, I get the marble to where its supposed to be. Then who should appear but...Optimus Prime! His arch nemesis arrives as well and they fight while flying above the obstacle course. They're small; about the size of the regular transformer toys. Optimus is winning. and then I wake up.

Two Honda Fits

Sean and I are screwing around with a video camera and make a funny commercial. All of the sudden, we're famous, Honda loves the commercial and sends us two Honda Fits, one for each of us. That's great! We decide to make another commercial, but genius won't strike again.

The Cathedral

I walk past a huge building. It's a cathedral. No it's two cathedrals; one on top of the other. That's how big it is. I decide to go in. There's an entire sanctuary full of people in the first cathedral. I want to go up to the second level. But that is not allowed. Only certain people are allowed up there. I begin pushing my way through the crowd trying to get up. People are stopping me. I begin to fight with them. Eventually, I escape out a side door. I run down an alley.

People in the alley befriend me. I know something is wrong. I killed someone while I was fighting with the people in the sanctuary. I don't remember doing this, but I know its happened. I'm told I have to return to the sanctuary. I'm given suit jacket to wear, in my hand is placed two small flowers. It's time. I'm led back to the sanctuary.

In a moment of passion, I burst through the cathedral's doors, wanting to once again try to get to the second cathedral on top of this one. After a brief skirmish, I realize it's futile and surrender. I'm quickly captured and taken to the pulpit. It's about that time that I realized I killed a white boy. And I'm a black one. And then I wake up.