Thursday, October 25, 2007

Mexico

I'm in Mexico in a cave with a group of people. We're trying to seal the cave's many entrances because jackals are trying to get in. Some are small, I can pick them up and throw them out, but they just keeping coming in. Finally we are rid of them and safely secure the cave. Then one of our friends just gets to the cave and is on the outside. We open it up and rush out to save them, but there are no more jackals. We walk to town and visit an open market. I join this strange game where someone recites a story and everyone takes turns laying down money until the story ends. I don't really understand and miss my turn and the others get mad. I leave and discover one of my friends is missing. I go looking for him and bump into one of the guys from the strange game. I write him a check for $41 which he quickly cashes and is immediately happy. And then I wake up.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Game

I've joined a game that is part-online and part real life. We are a group that has to get to another part of town. There's challenges that we have to do. Our score is tracked online in real time. It's all very confusing. And then I woke up.

Lightbulb

Dan, Staci and I are at church, a huge church with thousands of people. After the service, we wanted to meet some people our age, but when we get to where they were seated, all of them are gone. No one is in that section of seats anymore. So we funnel out of the sanctuary with everyone else. There's still tons of people around. In fact, so many are there, that I get separated from Staci and Dan. I go to the car and wait. Neither of them show up so I assume they went to Dan's car.

I call Dan's cell phone while getting into my car. Dan says "Hey, I got Staci, we decided we're going to lunch at ...." He mumbles the rest and I can't understand him. He hangs up. By this time I have driven out of the church parking lot and on the freeway.

I call him back. "Dan, where are you guys going?"

"We're going to .... for lunch. Meet us there!"

I still couldn't understand him. Now I'm getting angry. I pull over into the woods right off the freeway and try to turn around. I call him a third time. "Dan I can't hear you, where are you going?"

"Light bulb. We're going to lunch at light bulb. We'll be there soon. See you there."

And then I wake up.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Golfing

I am playing in a golf tournament for work. It's a very mountainous course so we have a guide to show us where to go. On one hole we hit the ball off a cliff then ride rubber kayaks down a rapids to the green. My kayak has a hole in it so I hop out to blow it up, but it keeps losing air. meanwhile, in another part of the course, is an ancient dry canal. In the canal someone discover the remains of a Boy King's wardrobe. and then I woke up....

Transformers

There's this small obstacle course that you have to maneuver a marble through. You maneuver it by pushing the marble with gasoline from a gas pump. Its tough but finally, I get the marble to where its supposed to be. Then who should appear but...Optimus Prime! His arch nemesis arrives as well and they fight while flying above the obstacle course. They're small; about the size of the regular transformer toys. Optimus is winning. and then I wake up.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Two Honda Fits

Sean and I are screwing around with a video camera and make a funny commercial. All of the sudden, we're famous, Honda loves the commercial and sends us two Honda Fits, one for each of us. That's great! We decide to make another commercial, but genius won't strike again.

Monday, October 1, 2007

The Cathedral

I walk past a huge building. It's a cathedral. No it's two cathedrals; one on top of the other. That's how big it is. I decide to go in. There's an entire sanctuary full of people in the first cathedral. I want to go up to the second level. But that is not allowed. Only certain people are allowed up there. I begin pushing my way through the crowd trying to get up. People are stopping me. I begin to fight with them. Eventually, I escape out a side door. I run down an alley.

People in the alley befriend me. I know something is wrong. I killed someone while I was fighting with the people in the sanctuary. I don't remember doing this, but I know its happened. I'm told I have to return to the sanctuary. I'm given suit jacket to wear, in my hand is placed two small flowers. It's time. I'm led back to the sanctuary.

In a moment of passion, I burst through the cathedral's doors, wanting to once again try to get to the second cathedral on top of this one. After a brief skirmish, I realize it's futile and surrender. I'm quickly captured and taken to the pulpit. It's about that time that I realized I killed a white boy. And I'm a black one. And then I wake up.